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What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!British,American,Chinese and Israeli

What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!

ماذا يحدث اذا حشرة وقعت في فنجان قهوة؟

  • The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

البريطاني : سوف يرمي الكأس الى الشارع ومغادرة

المقهى .

  • The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

الاميركي : سوف يرمي الحشره ويشرب القهوه

  • The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

الصيني : سوف يأكل الحشره ويشرب القهوه

  • The Israeli will:

الاسرائيلي سوف يفعل ما يلي :

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

يبيع القهوه الى الاميركي والحشرة الي

الصيني.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

ثم يبكي على جميع قنوات الاعلام لانه يشعر بعدم الأمان

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

ويتهم الفلسطينيين وحزب الله وسوريا وايران

– بإستخدام الاسلحة الجرثوميه.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of Human rights.

والبكاء على معاداه الساميه وانتهاك

حقوق الانسان.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

ويطلب من الرئيس الفلسطيني وقف زرع الحشرات

في كؤوس القهوه.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

واعادة احتلال الضفة الغربية وقطاع غزة

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrify from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

وهدم المنازل ومصادرة الاراضي ، وقطع المياه

والكهرباء عن المنازل واطلاق النار عشوائيا على الفلسطينيين

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

ويطلب من الولايات المتحدة دعم عسكري عاجل

وقرض بمليون دولار لشراء فنجان قهوة جديد

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making  him offer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.

ثم يطلب من الامم المتحدة معاقبة صاحب المقهى من خلال جعله يقدم

القهوه له مجانا حتى نهاية القرن

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

وأخيرا وليس آخرا ، يتهم العالم كله بالوقوف متفرجاً بشكل دائم، وحتى عدم التعاطف مع الأمة الاسرائيلية

3 responses to “What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!British,American,Chinese and Israeli

  1. UZI-то февруари 21, 2010 в 5:11 pm

    А какво ще се случи, ако насекомо се озове в кафето на арабин?

  2. Ruslan Trad февруари 21, 2010 в 5:49 pm

    Разбира се,че ще я изяде, може би няма да усети,защото се случва често:)

  3. lammoth февруари 22, 2010 в 12:12 am

    Ето затова в алкохола е истината. Никакви кафета, те са за бебета. Напивам се здраво, съблечам се гол и се изкъпвам във фонтана до кафенето… ако има и пари за зелева салата ще е екстра! Тогава мога да си правя и бълбукащи мехурчета във фонтана…🙂

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